"Don’t be retarded."
Saying that seems counterproductive to a business incentive.
OfferUp may classify this service as deceptive — effectively banning your account.
Or this "I can refer you to people who do sell hacked Hulu and others though."
You also mention deep-web.
It's strange to see someone selling this outside I assume, THOR, which is generally used for illegal purposes.
Not looking for any of this, just my two cents.